Nature's Bidet

The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.

"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"

by CosmiClovers November 19, 2011

Poorman’s bidet

When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole

I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.

by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018

Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021

Drop a Biden

Take a dehydrated poop.

After a hearty meal at McDugan’s. Hunter could not make it to the bathroom, and was forced to drop a Biden in his pants.

by Skone Dog October 7, 2021

Went for an Obama and just got a Biden.

Went for an Obama and got a Biden.

I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)

by rlvargas December 11, 2020

joe biden

the worst so called "president" ever to exist

some liberal- "whos the president?"
me- "sure the hell not joe biden"

by a6a5a4a3a2a1a7a8a9 January 13, 2022