Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016

BEATIS

A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.

“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”

by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

Beatie

A friend that beats your meat for you

My beatie and I went to the pizza store before he jerked me off

by Finding 69 July 28, 2020

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Berties

Berties is the code for bullshit. Derived from Berties Bullshit.

Give him the royal berties, he'll never know.

by mgilberties March 28, 2013