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Jerry's Berries

A bedroom trick in which a man forcibly inserts his testicles into a girls butthole while jerking off, and right as he is about to blow a load he "pops" his balls out real fast and splooges on her face.

In reference to "Sherries Berries" famous Chocolate dipped strawberries. These are the chocolate dipped Man berries,

AKA: "Jerry's Berries"

During Jerry Brown's campaign for governor in California it was common at bars to hear the phrase "Give her the Berries Jerry!" yelled at the television screen when Jerry made statements against his hideous opponent Meg Whitman.
I took this guttermonster home the other night, she was so ugly that the only way I could finally nut was to give her the Jerry's Berries...
by SailorJerry88 November 7, 2010
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The Bernie Sanders

When you have sex with a small old jew
I cant believe she finally crossed off The Bernie Sanders on her list next the Angry Dragon..
by Le Shitzipper July 25, 2016
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blumkin berries

You start with numorous insufficent wipes of the anus. Upon completion you should have an abundance of dry shit on the tips of your ass hair. Once all the shit has dried you pluck it out and put it into a plastic container(preferbly ziploc baggie for maximun freshness). You then take part in the act of sexual intercousre with a man/woman depending on your preference. After such act you pull out the baggie and feed the "blumkin berries" to your sexual partner like grapes.
dude, i just got mad burn with the blumkin berries on angela
by cash canoli January 27, 2010
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razz my berries

Can be used in place of SUCK MY DICK in public.
Teacher: "William, Please do number one on the board please."
Student: "Man razz my berries"
by Wjp09 January 13, 2008
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bertie

fingering a girl up the ass hole then licking it in portugal
bertie goes to portugal
by goldigga111222 November 30, 2010
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Berries

a term used when a person is either a little angry or acting strangely and needs to calm down.
calm your berries!
by berryade! July 20, 2010
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snoz berries

a berry that is in oompa land
the snoz berries taste like snoz berries
by matthya May 28, 2003
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