Assorted Jelly Beans

The most kick ass band ever

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?

by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004

beans

This special word can be used as a verb, adjective, and noun! Beans is the name you'd call your tortoise shell cat who's slightly overweight. Most likely to befriend cats called chandlerdude. Beans is also a word you can yell to relieve stress or anger. It is a comforting word and can be used in almost any sentence. If you want to be spontaneous, feel free to randomly blurt this word. Beans can be used in many different ways and is very useful and helpful in all situations. If you use it enough, it will most likely become your favorite word.

Noun - Pet owner: "The cat is on the furniture, beans! Get down!"
Adjective - Person: "I think I failed my history exam, aw beans!"
Verb - Person: "I'm going to get a workout at the gym!"
Other person: "What kind of workout?"
Person: "Beans"
Other examples: "I'm so stressed... Beans"

by QueenDoodie May 28, 2017

fuck beans

Exclamation of disgust, hatred.

Fuck beans, that was a lousy assembly.

by Conformist March 31, 2003

franks and beans

wang (penis) and balls

ex #1 Is it the fank or the beans, son? (retard in the background) Franks and Beans!!franks and beans!!

ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!

by aus-t-o-ne April 17, 2003

i swear to beans

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!

by T.T. August 4, 2007

Lima beans

the cool green odd looking beans that a lot of people do not like to eat. Some say that they are awesome looking though.(like JustRandom)
they are very ace.

"hey can you pass me some of those ace Lima beans, i want to make a necklace." 1st person says

"well surely" 2ed one says

by JustRandom143 December 16, 2008

beancooker

A pregnant white woman carrying a Mexican's baby.

Julio's girl got knocked up, vato!
Who...Maria?
No, it was Ashley.
Damn, shes a beancooker now!

by trenchnurse March 1, 2009