Emily Bather

Emily Bather is a flawless girl who doesn't take anyone's crap, is really funny, amazing, certainly talented, doesn't often trust people and definitely should not be taken for granted. She gets bashful when people complement her, as she thinks she shouldn't be complemented. She is very logical and can see through a liar like you can see through glass. So lie to her and watch out. Emily is very protective of everyone she cares about so don't mess with her. She does NOT talk about people behind their back's despite what some girls say about her. She is really smart and knows a lot more than what some people think. Emily is great at making friends, but she has trust issues as some girls have broken her trust when they started drama, by talking trash about her behind her back, ignoring her for about one school term ( 9-10 weeks ), and spreading rumors about her at a school camp. She is a great at hiding her emotions and is an amazing shoulder to cry on. She doesn't like all things girlish and is a tomboy. She is a crazy and really fun person to be around. She will give the right advice to you and is not afraid to express her opinion and believes that girls can do anything just the same as guys, and stereotypes should not exist. She is a dazzling person and when you get her never let her go.

Person A: Emily I just found out that my guy was cheating me for months for I broke up with him!
Emily Bather: Well you don't need him you are an amazing person who should never be treated like that! I will give him a piece of my mind!
Person A : thanks Em.
Emily Bather : no prob! He was peeing his pants after I spoke to him :)
Person A : :) :) :) Thanks I can always rely on you :)
Emily Bather: Of course you can!

by mzee b February 2, 2021

Mud Bath

The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea

Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!

by Velocis March 26, 2021

mexican whore bath

Washing one's armpits and especially genital areas using a sink or toilet water.

Samantha didn't have time to shower before her date so she took a Mexican whore bath

by SillyPhillyB August 23, 2015

strawberry milk bath

After ejaculating in a menstruating vagina, fist her until she squirts. The mixture of the blood, semen and her juices will give you a bath.

Next time your girl is on her period, give her a strawberry milk bath. She'll love you forever .

by N8 March 10, 2017

elmo mud bath

The "Elmo Mud Bath" Is the act of tickling someone until they literally shit themselves.

I tickled Buckwheat until he committed an elmo mud bath.

by charleswm94 March 22, 2017

Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.

Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.

by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017

Long Island clam bath

When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.

I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.

Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.

I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.

by MP Oiler July 12, 2020