Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

Burning Donkey

A burning donkey is when two individuals ingage in anal sex using "ICY HOT" as an anal lube, And then perform a "Donkey Punch".

See Donkey Punch for further Definition.

"Last week I met up with that whore whisper and whiped ICY HOT on the condom before I ass fucked her, im sure it burned like a mother fucker, so to make her forget about the pain in her ass, I Donkey Punched her, I guess you could say I gave her a Burning Donkey ."

by Johnny Do Gooder September 6, 2006

burning quintero

The act of physically shoving your entire fist into someone with only hot sauce as lubrication

Amanda is walking funny today, I wonder if she might have had a burning quintero

by I got you back March 2, 2009

barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.

The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.

by HBTD November 26, 2010

Burning Corn Dildo

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.

Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018

Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.

Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”

by Mr.Star August 2, 2020