Bait Hole

A state of being which is horrendously painful but also joyously satisfying after consuming extremely large amounts of delicious calorific food. Like a cuisine version of a ket hole. The more you eat, the deeper the hole. The hole can often restrict the victims mobility for a number of hours post-comsumption and also cause severe black outs. An addiction to baitholes can also lead to morbid obeasity, heart failure and death.

"Rrrrr fuck, I shouldn't of stuck that jumbo sausage up me arse after I scranned that 16inch meat feast with a doner kebab and chips, I'm in a bastard bait hole."

"Hew Pet, stick me fucking tea on, I'm clamming for a Bait Hole."

" A fucking salad? There'll be no bait holes for me the neet!"

" Someone ring 999, am in a Bait hole!"

by patbutchersbumhole October 24, 2011

Queer Bait

Someone who attracts gay men

Hey bart stop being a queer bait and take your cardigan off!

by Julez Van November 7, 2012

Queer bait

A person cut up by straight people to use at bait when fishing for gays. These gays are extracted for their rainbow blood.

"Where have you been?"
"Making queer baits. I'm going gay fishing tomorrow"

by Asseater123 November 28, 2014

Master Bait

When you go to whack and your parents managed to find a pattern and are now sneaking like old ninjas outside your door to catch you, and to cause immense embarrassment to the point of possible fatality.

Sean: Dude did you hear about Jon?
Cary: Yeah, he got master baited. Hes still recovering from attempted suicide.
Jimmy: I dont blame him.

by PsuedoKnight69 November 15, 2015

Hate Bait

Saying something around someone who has a hair trigger to purposely get them started. Another word for Trolling.

Wait until you see my facebook status it's totally Hate Bait!
hatebaithatertrollingfacebookstatushatebaithaitbait

by Colene A Lacy November 29, 2010

Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 7, 2010

Bait the Fatty

Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.

I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!

by StupidSponnerism August 2, 2009