(US ass-cunt)
Noun
An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).
Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'
Noun
An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).
Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'
John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.
After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.
After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.
by the dave machine July 12, 2009
Get the Arse-Cuntmug. by Anonymous October 17, 2003
Get the arse burgermug. An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
by joby read January 15, 2008
Get the arse monkeymug. A girl of Irish origin, looking to stand out in society. wording arises from Irish love of american culture
by pogi1alan August 7, 2006
Get the Ho-arsemug. the english way of saying ass hole!
it basically means that your a great big git all the time or at the time the person said it to you
it basically means that your a great big git all the time or at the time the person said it to you
by Nichole Whyte March 23, 2007
Get the arse holemug. The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.
by CrazyDave April 8, 2007
Get the Lager Arsemug. by Slayer April 7, 2003
Get the arse haddockmug.