albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Sack alert

1. The act of riding shaft, dick, or penis, not literally though.
2.Hyping someone up.

1. T.caff sucks in football, he can't catch Dustin: no that boy T.caff is a beast he catches everything. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack Alert!!!

2. Damn B.Orr can freestyle on the sneak he's up there with Cassidy. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack alert

by TcafTKO September 9, 2010

Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

by Gillespe August 30, 2008

FUCKED UP alert

A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.

Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.

Me: So?

Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.

Me: FUCKED UP alert.

by Jay I Am February 8, 2006

dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.

Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012

SILVER Alert

The goal of a SILVER Alert is to instantly galvanize the entire community to assist in the search for and the safe recovery of a senior citizen who has become missing often due to Altimeters.

Last week Mabel was found standing in front of her former home but thankfully she was recovered quickly due to the enormous success of the SILVER alert.

by barney_phife September 19, 2009

alberta size

Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers

Hey man ! what happen with that tinder girl you were going to hook up with , bro im done with tinder ,all the girls turn out to be alberta size

by Mr right now November 2, 2017