alaskan pipeline

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK

by mathias420 June 7, 2004

Alaskan Mouthwash

After performing fellatio, the woman proceeds with/without consent of the man to make-out with him, with the semen in still in her mouth of course... This usually also involves an intense mint for a chilling sensation.

Man 1: So my this bitch blew me the other day, it was awesome until...

Man 2: Until what?

Man 1: Until she gave me a nasty Alaskan mouthwash, there was so much of my own jizz in my mouth. It tasted nasty as fuck.

by jasondaman4realz February 27, 2011

Alaskan Rodeo

When you do donuts in a Mcdonald's Parking lot in a Blizzard while your mate is having sex in the backseat.

Woah dude, its like totally snowing out, on break wanna drive so then i can try the Alaskan Rodeo???

by frix99 November 13, 2016

alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.

man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

by barrak obama November 14, 2007

Alaskan Maple Hose

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.

Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.

by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

by Flech belcher May 30, 2008