alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.

one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"

by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

alabama salsa

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

by hippielemons April 29, 2019

alabama birdfeeder

a sex act like the the San Francisco birdfeeder except done with a close relative (sister or cousins for example)

I hope I can get an Alabama birdfeeder at the next family reunion.

by Short order Cock December 13, 2022

Alabama Chainsaw

A loud and long fart typically lasting longer than 2 seconds that sounds like a chainsaw.

Person 1: "dude that was a long Alabama Chainsaw, it lasted like 3 seconds!"

by Manboy Boyboyman August 26, 2017

alabama transfusion

When you give a family member an STD

Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend?

by CooperMiles March 28, 2019

Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.

"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."

by CorriCoral June 19, 2020