Awesome-er

More awesome than awesome.

Invented by Alicia Michelle Avila

I'm Awesome-er than everybody else.

by akextendedmagz July 21, 2011

Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008

Awesome Meter

An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.

"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"

by Crux1989 November 4, 2008

Awesome Threesome

A drink composed of Jack Daniel's, Captain Morgan Spiced Rhum and Cola.

Crazier people tend to switch the Cola to beer.

Why don't we have ourselves a little Awesome Threesome to start the party ?

by Beer drinker December 19, 2012

awesome-pants

Typically used to decribe someone who is summed up by the word "awesome." The converse of this is to call someone a "silly-pants."

"I am so awesome-pants right now"
"You are such a silly-pants mister!"

by Jason- August 28, 2005

Awesome sauce

The invisible substance emitted by anything awesome. Inherently making itself, and anything it covers, awesome.

Ryan: Dude I just got a 400x60 combo.
Jimmy: Awesome sauce dude!
Ryan: Yeah I know, it's like everywhere.

by Reconn March 14, 2009

awesome squared

Something that is so awesome, that in order to comprehend its awesomness, you must multiply it by itself.

That explosion was awesome squared.

by Justin Thorson February 26, 2009