Screen time

A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.

Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone

Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time

by Little Timmy has Ligma July 31, 2019

Alone Time

Noun: a time spent away from other people, often used to ground oneself, or do something creative.

Jada’s art has gotten so much better now that she has more alone time

by Haveyouseenthegreencat? February 24, 2022

Caribbean time

Approximately 1hr to 1 1/2 hours late. Usually very late and often done by Caribbean people.

I’m on Caribbean time.

by Jen@@ January 27, 2018

Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 24, 2010

Funky time

when 2 people get together and have a good sex session

they'd not seen each other for a long time and at last it was funky time

by leroyragamuffin September 13, 2011

time bombing

Time bombing is when you intentionally comment on an old photo on someone's Facebook profile as if it's current. The older, the better. This forces Facebook to make it appear in the current news feed and typically prompts awkward comments from other friends who think they are commenting on new pictures.

When someone is time bombing you, you'll get notifications from friends with comments like:

"When did you color your hair green!"

"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"

"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"

"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"

by Professor Mac Plum September 19, 2013

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023