Valentine's fever

A fever that usually occurs on the start of February. Singles tend to sleep early to avoid seeing sweet couple posts in any social media platforms.

Yea looks like Rayne slept early, must be the Valentine's fever, she maybe avoiding those couple posts

by ElistorianSnacc February 5, 2021

mew fever

it is when you cannot stop watching cute cat videos

rits definitely has mew fever

by bitch relax December 27, 2021

Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.

Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.

by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011

Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.

“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”

by Yeet us that feet us September 22, 2019

Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

Ballsack Fever

Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.

Joey had ballsack fever last month. We haven't heard from him since.

by Mkolesar25 May 3, 2012

matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matza fever.

by thaHNIC February 23, 2009