september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.
by ITStotallynotderek May 3, 2022

A nerdy autistic, and yet somehow a funny dude. Knows where to tickle you when you feel down and upset.
by BigSmoke_Lover69420 February 13, 2018

by DerekisAsian November 21, 2021

by Willhelm the old September 12, 2020

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.
by bin man June 21, 2025

*when you see someone plowing the roads*
“Omg DEREKKK”
*when you see someone fixing the light poles*
“Omg DEREKKK”
“Omg DEREKKK”
*when you see someone fixing the light poles*
“Omg DEREKKK”
by Ffwfekakdmem February 19, 2024

"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."
by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019
