Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

National Skirt Day

National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.

Tomorrow is National Skirt Day! what skirt are you wearing?

by Psychies November 3, 2022

Skirt

The sound your car makes as you drift.

My homi went skirt down tha block in his new whip.

by Jballar November 15, 2019

skirt-fluffer

NOUN - (usually as a female) one who dances around barefooted in Show Low Pines, with earphones in.

Tammy is a wild child...a skirt-fluffer!

by sexctwerp January 23, 2019

Skirt Smackin

When you smack a nun on the ass

I'm a child of the lord... But Sister Mary's ass is skirt smackin' good

by Table for two November 25, 2020

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

Hula Skirt

When a man ejacualtes on the waist and the receiver turns 360 degrees until the cum makes a skirt.

My boyfriend came so much he made a hula skirt.

by HannahJak March 14, 2024