Preston

A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.

Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe

by Baljeet the 3rd October 29, 2020

Preston

The one guy who's always been there for you. Whenever you're sad, even if he doesn't know what's wrong, his smile can always cheer you up. He's definitely the sweetest, but he tends to be a prankster sometimes. He may be obsessed with a video game, but he always tries to put in sometime for you. He cares for everyone, it doesn't matter if they're any shape or size. The girls tend to fall for his dreamy blue eyes. You can stare into them for the rest of your life. His hair is normally swiped off to the side, making a bit of a curve. His smile just makes you want to stay for a while. He's everything you've hoped for. He's your everything.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about what Preston did?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was heroic, he saved Kambria's dogs life.

by Aqua Marineee October 8, 2018

Preston

Preston is kinda whack. He likes to make jokes about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. He is a kink shamer. Preston has some weird kinks himself. Preston has 3 kindeys. Preston has a broken leg, because he is stupid. Preston does not like to have fun. He likes to go to the store. The weed store. And other stores. Adult stores. Preston is overall a big ass weeb.

I don't like Preston.

by AttackOnTheHetalianFairy September 26, 2019

Preston

He's a blonde white kid with a chode and he's chav, also A furry that watches teen wolf and would do anything for a blunt and I mean anything 🍆🍑.

If your a preston your a fag

by ALL FACTS CJ December 12, 2018

Preston

Preston has the biggest 🍆 in the whole world he likes Rocco’s mom and thinks she’s hot he also is super gay and is super mega gay hot

OMG is that Preston I heard he likes Rocco’s mom and is super gay hot

by Gay balls saq 69 November 18, 2022

Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

Preston

I person who does not care about anything lazy as can be and honestly just don’t talk to him and date him

Eww is that a preston am going to barf

by kjkfcvgbhnj May 28, 2023