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Army Knees

A condition brought on by military service where the knees hurt beyond what would be considered normal. Usually, the Department of Veterans affairs will deny the existence of the condition so that they can deny paying the veteran compensation. Any injury or aggravation made worse by military service.
My classmate Derrick D. says he suffers from Army Knees and it is difficult for him to sit or stand for prolonged periods because he was a paratrooper.

My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.
by Carlos Alano January 12, 2017
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Mark on knee

All black people are known to have a scar on their knee the size ranges on different people, most darker skinned girls have it opposed to lighter skinned bkack girls because they were in the house so their knees were'nt grazed outside working in the fields. It is a mark of your enslaved ansestors, if you have this you should watch it and feel proud for this is a reminder of your ancestors hard work.
Why do we all have that "mark on knee"?

Its a mark of our enslaved ancestors
by HistoryofAfricans April 8, 2020
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Knee-rubbing

When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.
Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?
by Rodopabapbop March 9, 2020
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Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.
Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.
by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020
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jah knee

the homophone for Gianni, the godianni. People mistake him for Johnny.
person 1: hi jah knee!!!!
person 2: hi cheese!!!!
by mckinncheese June 6, 2020
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shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013
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Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.
Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?
by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023
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