by Yeetuskleatus October 22, 2019
The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.
by sk00bi May 18, 2020
The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.
Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS
*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS
*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019
Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.
by Juleim July 20, 2020
Kyle is the gayest person you'll meet. He'll usually have a friend named Scott, and they'll be the best gay couple ever. Kyle will suck his dick 24/7 and they won't complain. They are not afraid to show it to the public after a while of hiding the relationship.
by UDUMFUC May 12, 2021
A person who chugs Monster Energy Punches holes in dry wall and rides his motorcycle the school every day
by Why why why! November 20, 2019
by Tiny_sassquatch November 22, 2022