Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 11, 2005

press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki January 13, 2007

Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009

white grapes

grapes that are actually green

dang lookit those white grapes

bro those are green

by Sierra Emme August 27, 2015

Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 9, 2011

anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).

I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!

by Das Kraut August 12, 2017