wobbly eggs

British slang for downers. (xanax, valium, etc.)

He doesn't remember what happened last night because he ate those wobbly eggs.

by happilyoblivious May 27, 2009

willy wobblers

men who wobble each others willies

billy is a willy wobbler

by jason alan richard wosley May 9, 2003

Wobblie Pop

Canadian for beer.... mostly used out west

Thank God its Friday time to go for a wobblie pop with my friend!

by Wil Henderson May 25, 2006

wibby jibby

wibby jibby (n)
1. a particularly sticky situation.
2. an extremely tight situation.

wibby jibby (v)
1. removing or intoducing something to said situation. past tense: wibby jibbied

(n) form:
"Yeah man, that high speed chase while I was drunk was the worst wibby jibby ever..."

Dude: "Your sister's wibby jibby was amazing..."

(v) form:
"good thing I wibby jibbied into that back alley!"

"too bad I had to wibby jibby out of that wonderland when your parents knocked on the door!"
Other Dude: "Did you really wibby jibby my sister!?!?!!"

by moonstruck_byshadows March 24, 2009

Wobblecock

Somebody that can't get an erection...

I wanted sex last nyt but he had a wobblecock!!!

by Belladonna Blue March 12, 2010

Wobbin

A 'globulous Mass' that consumes food at a rate of 100 calories per second. The body of a wobbin is usually pulsating and has around 4-19 rolls of fat. Often mistaken for the Michilin Man as the rolls often resemble tyres. To be honest, a wobbin cannot be classified as a human - it's simply an "it" or "the Meister."

-Hey look at that wobbin, wob wob wob-wob-wob-wob...wobbin!

-Why is my jelly shaking??..... (the reason is that wobbin has just been lifted by a crane out of her pit and is now wobbling around the city.....

-!! Look at that wobbin wobbulating!

by burnthefatty! February 8, 2005

Wobbed

When a person with a speech impediment has something stolen from them.

Fweddy(freddy) noticed all of the money was missing fwom(from) his bank account then said to himself "I've been wobbed"

by Xavier Heathershaw January 20, 2011