Wobbin

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A 'globulous Mass' that consumes food at a rate of 100 calories per second. The body of a wobbin is usually pulsating and has around 4-19 rolls of fat. Often mistaken for the Michilin Man as the rolls often resemble tyres. To be honest, a wobbin cannot be classified as a human - it's simply an "it" or "the Meister."

-Hey look at that wobbin, wob wob wob-wob-wob-wob...wobbin!

-Why is my jelly shaking??..... (the reason is that wobbin has just been lifted by a crane out of her pit and is now wobbling around the city.....

-!! Look at that wobbin wobbulating!

Wobbin by burnthefatty! February 8, 2005

Words you can keep

jesus wobbin

The art of speakers visbaly moving back and forth whilst a low frequency is playing through them. Typically in a studio environment.

Damn they're Jesus wobbin right now. Turn it down!

jesus wobbin by Alphx February 28, 2019

Related Words

Wobbing • Wobbin • Wobbing and Beaving • jesus wobbin • Weeble Wobbin • webbing • wombing • wobbie • wonbin • wobin

Weeble Wobbin

The best thing to breathe with. Also very good to drown someone with. Good to kill with but could be used to resurrect. As productive as you.

Your moms a weeble wobbin
dude, what the hecc?

Weeble Wobbin by sherp sherp bonk July 18, 2022

Wobbiejogged

A slang Appalachian word meaning crooked, out-of-wack, or misaligned.

Naw, Jim, ya gotta git me dat hamma 'gain. Dis picture's all wobbiejogged.

Wobbiejogged by dodobirdy February 17, 2015

Woblin

Making an unrecoverable error within the world of warcraft, leading to a raid or group wipe.

ffs get out of the engulfing flames

Homeboy just pulled a woblin, wipe the raid, run back and rebuff.

Woblin by Jedi Master Nerd December 2, 2011

Wobbily bits

The male genitalia.

They kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his wobbily bits.

Wobbily bits by Nobli September 7, 2015

Wang Wobbling

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"

Wang Wobbling by SenorBivins July 8, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026