A 'globulous Mass' that consumes food at a rate of 100 calories per second. The body of a wobbin is usually pulsating and has around 4-19 rolls of fat. Often mistaken for the Michilin Man as the rolls often resemble tyres. To be honest, a wobbin cannot be classified as a human - it's simply an "it" or "the Meister."

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods