Wobbin 

A 'globulous Mass' that consumes food at a rate of 100 calories per second. The body of a wobbin is usually pulsating and has around 4-19 rolls of fat. Often mistaken for the Michilin Man as the rolls often resemble tyres. To be honest, a wobbin cannot be classified as a human - it's simply an "it" or "the Meister."

-Hey look at that wobbin, wob wob wob-wob-wob-wob...wobbin!

-Why is my jelly shaking??..... (the reason is that wobbin has just been lifted by a crane out of her pit and is now wobbling around the city.....

-!! Look at that wobbin wobbulating!

Wobbin by burnthefatty! February 8, 2005

jesus wobbin 

The art of speakers visbaly moving back and forth whilst a low frequency is playing through them. Typically in a studio environment.

Damn they're Jesus wobbin right now. Turn it down!

jesus wobbin by Alphx February 28, 2019

Weeble Wobbin

The best thing to breathe with. Also very good to drown someone with. Good to kill with but could be used to resurrect. As productive as you.

Your moms a weeble wobbin
dude, what the hecc?

Weeble Wobbin by sherp sherp bonk July 18, 2022

Wobbiejogged 

A slang Appalachian word meaning crooked, out-of-wack, or misaligned.

Naw, Jim, ya gotta git me dat hamma 'gain. Dis picture's all wobbiejogged.

Wobbiejogged by dodobirdy February 17, 2015

Woblin 

Making an unrecoverable error within the world of warcraft, leading to a raid or group wipe.

ffs get out of the engulfing flames

Homeboy just pulled a woblin, wipe the raid, run back and rebuff.

Woblin by Jedi Master Nerd December 2, 2011

Wobbily bits 

The male genitalia.

They kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his wobbily bits.

Wobbily bits by Nobli September 7, 2015

Wang Wobbling 

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"

Wang Wobbling by SenorBivins July 8, 2009