fucking the wheel

Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.

Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"

by Vinternet November 15, 2007

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

Squeaky wheel

A ménage a trois with a twist. A squeaky wheel is a date when a man goes out with two other men with the understanding that he will get double teamed after the date. As opposed to the third wheel, the squeaky wheel is very much a part of the action.

I'm over playing the third wheel with my married friends. Me thinks I'll round up a couple of men online and play the squeaky wheel for the night.

by MoTimeForThat May 13, 2016

Wagon Wheel rut

Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.

"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).

We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.

by pete11 September 1, 2010

frosty wheel

The act of inserting an ice cube into your sex partner's anus prior to anal intercourse.

You should have seen the look on her face when I pulled the old frosty wheel on her.

by culktishsips November 8, 2010

Willy Wheel Hop

An undesirable suspension characteristic in which alternating drive wheels move up and down so violently that the wheels actually leave the ground.

Yo dawg, that willy wheel hop looked like Shaniquas booty dance. Bed looked like it was gunna fall off!

by Chettacheez August 6, 2011

Pre-wheel

When you start wheeling someone else before you end a relationship.

"Yo, I saw you flirting with Sarah, aren't you dating Jenny?"

"Yeah bro, I'm just pre-wheeling."

by Dudewithadick January 20, 2015