well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

well-made

Anything that well constructed or skillfully built, usually this sentence belongs as a compliment

This film is very well-made!

by Lolitaismyrealname July 14, 2017

Well done Syltherin

A sarcastic Jubilation towards a group or person that do not deserve praise or a certain gift

Person A: I passed my exams, I cheated but meh.
Person B: Well done Syltherin

by DracoPalfoy August 24, 2017

well shut my mouth

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.

“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”

by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017

well dipping

The action of putting ones nuts into a vagina, instead of using the shaft.

I went well dipping with my buddy last night.

by Itchmynuts December 20, 2017

well that didn’t work

The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.

“The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””

by Tarco_Biscut June 15, 2018

Well ya’Know

Response to anything at all. No question can ever be uttered that this will NOT be a sufficient answer

Jew:What were the codes for the nukes?
Pres. Trump: Well ya’know kinda forgot them

by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018