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Whoopi Cushion Sex

A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.
My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!

Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.

Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!

Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.

Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
by cletis! May 31, 2015
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whoopersnapper

a hot neighbor who rides a skateboard and always wears a blue beanie
I have eyes on the whoopersnapper, I repeat he is outside.
by thewhoopersnapper February 28, 2017
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Whoost

Whoost. A mainly derogatory term for beat, bullshit, or fucked up, etcetera.
Pronounced "Woo-St"
Person 1: "yo have you heard that shit laquanda been tweeting about my boi Ricky?".

Person 2: "Ya yo that shit's whoost."
by Vasaline29 April 16, 2017
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whoopie cushion

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF
by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018
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Whoopy time

When your bouta get whooped
by Whoopy master November 9, 2019
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whoop titty

To be so physically tired that you can’t pick your big tits up to do anything.
I’ve been working so hard I’m whoop titty!
by GloryGirlSubba August 1, 2020
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Whoooshbag

A combination of the word Whoooosh (commonly used to point out people who missed a joke) and douchebag (an asshole). These people are mad about missing a joke, so they often result in using racial slurs and incomprehensible logic. They may also use the phrase “Schrödinger’s Douchebag” in order for them to make themselves look better.
Stop being a whoooshbag and move on with your life.
by At war against Twitter December 11, 2020
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