wake n snake

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.

My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!

by lucian246 May 20, 2015

Wake'n'bate

The act of masturbation in the morning before getting put of bed.

Ciara was so horned over from last nights party she felt the urge to wake'n'bate before getting a cup of coffee.

by peateargriffyn66 August 7, 2016

Wake back

Someone who has a skinny back.. As in a weak looking back.

Goway with you're wake back

by Cruella July 14, 2017

Wake up denial

Refusing to wake up,no matter how loud your mom's scream is, or your shitty Samsung alarm.

I had serious Wake up denial this morning.

by Trollblox October 18, 2017

wakemare

A "bad dream"-like state that occurs when you're not actually asleep yet, or when you've just awoken.

"Holy jumpin', I had a bad wakemare this morning. Tried to get out of bed, but couldn't shake terrible thoughts about tax bills and evil cucumbers".

by Socklamb January 20, 2018

watey

The youthful friendship that is bond stronger than family that ties families in newness.

"Ah watey good lookin out for the *m's* to put me on ten toes."

by LOLLYON P'Knuckle February 14, 2018

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018