Avert-O-Vision

1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.

2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.

3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.

2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.

3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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Stoner Vision

Stoner Vision is getting totaly wasted stoned without the aid of drugs or alchol. the things that bring on this state of mind is pigging out and to much Tekken 3.
"I stayed up all night playing PlayStation now I have Stoner Vision so could you keep it down"
by Taia September 10, 2005
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parental vision

Something that isn't given to you at this moment
*Looking this up right now*
Hey friends that I don't have I don't have parental vision right now,
Lol.
by Iausdoaiud April 16, 2016
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asian cool vision

When you aren't asian but your eyes are squinty like asian eyes, and people call you asian. Also known as ACV
Do you see less with your asian cool vision?
by framponypod December 14, 2010
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Nigga eggnog vision

“I looked up nigga eggnog vision last night after smoking half my cartridge
by Peepew November 14, 2019
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Con Khi Vision

When a person does something so primal they temporarily return to a pre-evolutionary state of mind otherwise known as Monkey Vision. 🐒👀
Jeff: "What exactly is Adam trying to do?"
Mark: " I don't know man that's some Con Khi Vision shit right there"
by Al3xams August 25, 2020
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sack-o-vision

When you place your testicles over someones eyes.

Much like night vision and arabian goggles, except sack-o-vision.
"I'll give you sack-o-vision if you don't shut up now Mr Howard!"
by John Howards July 21, 2005
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