anti-vegan

A person or group who knows vegans are ridiculous human beings
The anti-vegan laughed at the vegan when she ate tree bark at the 4th of July picnic.
by Josh S November 30, 2004
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Vegan Anonymous

A self-help group constructed to emotionally support those who were once vegan. Many health professionals believe that veganism is a true mental disorder, however, the symptoms can be controlled and mitigated through acute care and group support. It's like AA, but for veganism. This group is mostly composed of hipsters, however, depending on your community, you're likely to see a diverse cultural turnout.
After seven years of abusive behavior, the judge sentenced him to attend Vegan Anonymous meetings for six months at his local church.
by Recovering_Vegan February 01, 2017
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Vegan Idol

A person who is a very knowledgable, practicing vegan, one that aspiring vegans can look up to for inspiration and guidance.
"Leanne, I'm hungry, what should I eat? You are my vegan idol!"
by Jessica Cox May 06, 2008
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Sexy Vegan

The legal name of an American Singer/Songwriter who released a revolutionary first album that changed the game forever titled "Ending World Suffering The Fun Way" in 2018 which is a 28 track acapella album available on Spotify, itunes & more with such instant classics as "Died In Ur Ass 2nite", "Don't Use Dog Poo Bags Son", "Establish A New Normal", "Skinny w/a Big Butt", "The Delicious Butthole of Iggy" & much more. He has appeared on The Dr. Show show twice with the 2nd time set to air March 1st 2018. He is filing to officially run for president in 2020 under a new party he is creating called "The Freedom Party". He does NOT drink, smoke or use any drugs. He is the first male celebrity famous for his butt. He does NOT use toilet paper but water to clean which is sings about in his song "Kissable Cheeks, Lickable Hole" & his butt has no unpleasant smell even after sticking a 4 inch booty call booty rocket in his delicious butthole. For this reason & the fact that he shaves his entire body including his butthole he named his butt Delicious Vegan. At the age of 26 he scored the highest score in Hot or Not history after 327 females rated his looks...that score was 9.9 out of 10. He is noted for not using dog poo bags because he doesn't want to trap insects, cause stink & fill up landfills. He doesn't use soap because it paralyzes insects & causes irritation to skin as well as causes disease.
Sexy Vegan puts the ass in classy.
by Dante Bish February 09, 2018
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Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.
Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 21, 2005
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Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.
Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 05, 2018
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Vegan

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.
by Don't Care. August 28, 2018
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