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Welsh Valley Middle School

The most wonderful place for someone who can’t spell the word cat. They have all the different things that you with eyes out there will not enjoy. We have the fuck boys with the vineyard vines shirts, cold french fries, hall passes that also work as ways to know what homework you have, annoying band teachers who will literally rape you if you don’t turn in a “practice guide”, people who don’t know what “girlfriend” really means, gym teachers who are pedophiles, and even the burning gates of hell in room D205
Autistic kids: Welsh Valley Middle School is the school I go to
by Haihsksnsbdnx November 24, 2018
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Grass Valley

Small black hole in Northern California that will suck up your dreams. People often leave for a few years and then come back. Filled with self-titled "hardcore" bros, hippies, religious fanatics, wiggers, sluts with half a brain, various degrees of burnouts, and some alright people scattered around. Weed and meth are highly popular. We have some good local music & art but .01% of the population appreciates it. If you're living here on your own free will, you're probably waiting for something to fall into your lap without any initiation from yourself, or waiting to die.
-dude i'm finally leaving grass valley!
-oh sick, see you next month bro!
by fleuren March 22, 2011
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Beyond the valley

Used to explain that something is exceptional and completely beyond normal/what you’d expect
E.g. he is gorg beyond the valley of gorgeous

E.g. I am shook beyond the valley of shook
by yorkshiregal July 30, 2018
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Raritan Valley

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block
Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you
by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006
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golden valley

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!
by jediracer January 15, 2009
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waterville valley

waterville, new hampshire definitely has its perks. not only is a sweet, chill town with a gorgeous veiw from just about any where in it, but it also has more pot in it than the rest of new hampshire combined. need proof? go on top of the mountain in the winter and take a nice wiff of any freestyler. =
dude, we got baked last weekend in waterville valley.
by pshhh. August 3, 2006
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cuts of the valley

the cutty hood of noe valley, san francisco. kids that grow up in this neighborhood grow up rough.
nah blunt, i'm not tryna throw down in pac heights, i'd rather throw down in the cuts of the valley. it's way cuttier.
by scottweinergirl415 October 9, 2010
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