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Ultima Online

Ultima online, a game which made me tons of gold as I griefed, looted, and harrassed other players.
I cashed out right around AOS and made over 2 grand on ebay with a shitty thief account with a mule. I won UO.
by Secret Gimp January 4, 2005
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threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.
I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.
by succulentboi August 17, 2004
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UltimateBot

A very popular and efficient bot used to sit in channels on battle.net
My UltimateBot broke!
by larstait October 31, 2003
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Ultimate Pimp Slap

It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.
"Some dumass stole my wallet, so I went back and gave him the ultimate pimp slap."
by dj_holydumbf**ck October 19, 2006
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Ultima

most striking girl inside and out. Someone who has the personality to match the beauty God bestowed upon her.
"It was love at first sight with Ultima"
by jjtodkinss December 9, 2009
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Ultimint Blowjob

A blowjob with an added tingly minty sensation created by the giver popping a Listerine Pocket Pack mint film strip into their mouth immediately prior to giving head.
Oh man, I just had the most Ultimint Blowjob experience evAr. My cock'n'balls are still tingling with delight!
by 26guy September 24, 2009
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