up shit creek without a paddle

A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.

Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'

by gregonfire November 24, 2010

Up Towns

A pair of Air Force Ones by Nike.

Origin:New York

Yo those Up Towns are nice.

by Jonathan Morales December 29, 2004

up against it

A situation in which the deck is stacked against you.

In other words you're fucked.

We're really up against it now!

by ShamrockLuva November 27, 2004

Up there

A person who is a dickhead and is high up on the dickhead ladder. They may get on this ladder by dogging the boys or womming.

1. "You know Louie, mate?"
2. "Yeah man."
1. "He's up there, you know."

by dickheadhikes May 23, 2018

up my ass

A phrase used when you dont know or care where somthing is when asked.

person1-"wheres the remote?"
person2-"up my ass"

by fredbloggs2345 December 16, 2007

up to my nuts in guts

fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can

Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!

by hammer316 February 23, 2009

up your jaffe

An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.

Up your Jaffe, Jordan.

Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaffe.

by Juday May 10, 2006