Testacles

Tentacles shaped like testicles

Octopus 1: "hey man I love your testacles"
Octopus 2: "thanks man, this gets all the bitches"

by wabbet January 14, 2024

ToSta

abbreviation for "Touch Starvation", or less commonly, "Touch Starved"
can be used as a noun or a verb
used in cases where you're too embarrassed to admit you're touch starved.

"I hate ToSta."
"What's that?"
"uh.. nothing."

by imparts April 7, 2024

trustafarian walsh

The trustafarian Walsh. This is a wealthy and entitled offspring, lounging in luxury courtesy of daddy's deep pockets. Spoiled and lacking ambition, they navigate life with nonchalance, relying on inherited wealth rather than merit. Oblivious to the struggles of others, they live in a bubble of privilege, insulated from the real world.

He is a trustafarian walsh

by supremeturtle May 1, 2024

testalying

Knowingly lying on the witness stand. This was once used soley with respect to police officers lying on the witness stand but is now used whenever witnesses are lying on the stand.

Her story was such a farce that everyone knew that Jen McCabe was testalying.

by NH TurtleChick May 25, 2024

Testa di merda

Italian vulgar expression, meaning "Shithead"

"Ehi, testa di merda, ti faccio un culo cosi!"

by Doukutsu May 30, 2024

Tuscan Rim

A Tuscan Rim is a rimjob where the receiver gets a coating of red pasta sauce all over their anus and the giver proceeds to perform a rimjob on said anal region.

Cornelius took Conrad to the Steps of Rome restaurant in NYC and ordered a takeout serving of their award winning ragu. Later on that evening, Conrad pasted the ragu all over his butt hole and Cornelius proceeded to give him a Tuscan Rim.

by HANDLEWHAT June 22, 2024

Tuscaloosa Turnaround

Where you end up going to bottomless mimosas with your one night stand afterwards running 5 miles in the morning and end up getting her pregnant by 10 in the morning

Sorry I can’t come in to work I have a Tuscaloosa Turnaround planned in the morning

by Jimmyknee cricket February 27, 2026