Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

treadmarks

The shitstains that are left on the bottom of a toilet even after flushing.

My shit wasn't too hard, and wasn't totally liquid, so I left treadmarks.

by SDoakes October 2, 2009

Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up

That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.

by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010

Tredders

Shoes, or other footwear

Nice tredders

by Jonnopon3000 July 12, 2010

terdwinkler

an annoying child, or person.

Will you stop asking me for that you little terdwinkler.

by greylizerd August 5, 2010

Treadmillasaur

Fat/obese person that goes on a treadmill only once, and thinks after doing so that they are healthy and losing weight.

Look at that Treadmillasaur, does that dumb bitch really think she is gonna lose 300 pounds in one day

by IlikeSnacksOnMonday October 1, 2010

tredlea

Noun: An act demonstrating that lacks class as well as a sense of humor. Usually the act being unoriginal. The act being classless, dumb, childish, petty and or stupid.

Adjective: Lacking the ability to form a coherent insult and to be funny.(usually caused by the possibility of a range of STD's and overall fail)

Wow that was such a bad tredlea i need to go look at some porn to restore my sense of humor.

by Rainbows and sunshine November 26, 2010