Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself

Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree

by ¿Dean? February 13, 2007

tree rat

derogatory term for a monkey (not apes )

Oh, look at that little tree rat twitch at 33 seconds.

by Default_User May 22, 2017

Just above a tree

A worthless individual, who is depicted as bottom of the barrel in a social or work environment.

A socialite or corporate executive would be in the clouds. A peasant or low life would be just above a tree.

by Bill Branklin May 8, 2008

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006

Treejected

When something you throw hits a tree.

At the disc golf course...

Fred- throws disc hits tree.

Chloe- "treejected!"

Kyle- "word."

by Cholay November 4, 2011

Treejumper

A Pedophile. Someone who waits in trees for unsuspecting children.

That treejumper had to register with the state for his crimes.

by RottoDeath May 6, 2019