A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”
Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
by Braintoot February 22, 2022
Get the brain tootmug. by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
Get the Toot and a Fartmug. The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
Get the tootmug. A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex
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Get the Tootsmug.