Phrase I invented to describe money needed by chicks to buy stuff they don't need. For example, clothes (which they neither need or will ever wear) or random presents for other people.
Note, this money doesn't nescessarily have to actually be spent on tampons, its just money that girls think they need, and require a constant supply of, but actually they can very easily live without it.
Note, this money doesn't nescessarily have to actually be spent on tampons, its just money that girls think they need, and require a constant supply of, but actually they can very easily live without it.
-"Man I'm broke."
-"Already? I thought you cashed in your paycheck last week!?"
-"Yeh but I have a girlfriend, remember?"
-"Tampon Money. Sucks."
-"Already? I thought you cashed in your paycheck last week!?"
-"Yeh but I have a girlfriend, remember?"
-"Tampon Money. Sucks."
by Danmosk June 1, 2009
Get the Tampon Money mug.a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.
The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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A tampon that is designed to cut off the end of a guys penis. I kid you not.
It was designed in free town south africa by 72 year old Jaap Haumann. The details are on the net.Check it out.
It was designed to cut off the tip of a rapist penis and gan do the same to any other guy who is also the of a mean and spiteful woman.
Some men have vowed that if they lose part of there penis the bitch will lose part of her tit.
It has been advised before you do anything else to use a long object with the dimensons of a penis such as a carrot,pickle ect. and stick it all the way in and then pull it back out to see if it is still intact.
Feminazis are sure to bring it to the U.S.
It was designed in free town south africa by 72 year old Jaap Haumann. The details are on the net.Check it out.
It was designed to cut off the tip of a rapist penis and gan do the same to any other guy who is also the of a mean and spiteful woman.
Some men have vowed that if they lose part of there penis the bitch will lose part of her tit.
It has been advised before you do anything else to use a long object with the dimensons of a penis such as a carrot,pickle ect. and stick it all the way in and then pull it back out to see if it is still intact.
Feminazis are sure to bring it to the U.S.
by Deep blue 2012 February 5, 2010
Get the Penis cutting tampon mug.As of, retaining to, or having the qualities of poo. Used as an insult, when dealing with small children or people of low intelligance.
"Your such a little tompoo."
by 2 smart kids January 30, 2010
Get the tompoo mug.He will be the guy that you will want as a friend. He's extremely hot but can be geeky. But if you get out of the friend zone you can find hat he is excited and extremely good in bed.
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Get the testtubes.used.tampon mug.1. A creative way of referring to someone as being any of the following: greedy, a douche, a greedy douche, ugly, ginger, or an over all moron.
2. A large flying pale white reptile whose face is deep red, resembling a used tampon.
2. A large flying pale white reptile whose face is deep red, resembling a used tampon.
"stop hogging the seat you flying tampon"
"Oh my god, that man's dog was just carried off by a flying tampon"
"Oh my god, that man's dog was just carried off by a flying tampon"
by swerty35 April 11, 2010
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