booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

by enjuneer November 13, 2003

Cooking by the Book

A female under the age of 18, therfore, off limits to those adults who might be interested in her sexually. (in reference to the internet sensation 'cooking by the book mashup' featuring rapper lil Jon and children's televison show Lazy Town)

Man, that girl is hot, too bad she's cooking by the book.

by Sasquatch14 January 04, 2009

cooking fat

A commenly used phase in household's with feline occupants. Used when you Mum is in the room and the cat has just jumped on your clean shirt, i.e a clean replacement for F**king Cat

That Cooking Fat has just dragged a dead bird onto my bed!!!

by Eastlygod February 02, 2006

Kettle Cooking

when a guy dips his nuts into a hoes vagina; a vaginal tea bagging

"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"

by RIZYZYZYZ Y May 10, 2005

rom cooking

To cook a rom is the process of modifing ones (Read Only Memory) of a Pocket PC device based on Windows CE operating system.

Cook your own ROM.
ROM Cooking.

by Omar January 30, 2005

Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

by Phat Johnny September 21, 2020

dane cook

(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.

Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.

by whatateenagesmartass August 26, 2009