The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.
My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014
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We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.
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A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017
Get the Literal Thinker mug.The phrase “Pickle Ticker” is a reference to two things. “Pickle” references a penis, and “Ticker” represents a ticking time bomb. So with that in mind, it basically means that your penis is a ticking time bomb. It happens while having intercourse or while masturbating, and it is when you get to the point of ejaculation. Pickle Ticker represents the fact that you are about to ejaculate, and that your penis is in fact a ticking time bomb.
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Get the Pickle Ticker mug."critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
Get the Critical Thinker mug.When someone sits in a specific way, scratching their chin as if they were thinking of something. During this event, someone of choice gets to say "You not the thinker." and with an optional taste, maybe preferred it could be "You not the Thinker, bruh."
This applies to anyone from during 2022 and up.
This applies to anyone from during 2022 and up.
by partPablio February 14, 2023
Get the You not the Thinker mug.One who refrains from drinking, smoking, and etc. in order to act as the brains of the situation.
Some may consider this person as "the lame one", when he/she (the designated thinker) really just want to be responsible and lookout for the well-being of others.
Some may consider this person as "the lame one", when he/she (the designated thinker) really just want to be responsible and lookout for the well-being of others.
1. Drunk friend: "I am soooooo gonna go home with that sexy guy over at the bar."
Desginated Thinker: For goodness sake, he could be a serial killer and you're thinking about going home with him? Sit your ass down, you're not going anywhere.
2. Random drunk guy: Why isn't that guy over there drinking and having fun?
Random drunk woman: He's just being the designated thinker, making sure no one gets their ass into trouble.
Desginated Thinker: For goodness sake, he could be a serial killer and you're thinking about going home with him? Sit your ass down, you're not going anywhere.
2. Random drunk guy: Why isn't that guy over there drinking and having fun?
Random drunk woman: He's just being the designated thinker, making sure no one gets their ass into trouble.
by song_bird2103 February 2, 2009
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