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Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”
by GladDyos November 1, 2022
mugGet the Doss Tubemug.

flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
mugGet the flush the tubesmug.

a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
mugGet the a tube goingmug.

Xendroxi Tube

The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.
There was a whale that had it's xendroxi tube damaged and it washed up on the shore.
by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019
mugGet the Xendroxi Tubemug.

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes
Dude, let's tube touch.
by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019
mugGet the tube touchmug.

swirl the tube

by bkitten3 November 20, 2016
mugGet the swirl the tubemug.

The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021
mugGet the The Wrong Tubemug.

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