Ultimate death football is an alternative to normal tackle football. The game is played on a concrete field instead of grass and the players use no pads or protection of any kind. Each time blood is drawn, the other team gets a ten yard penalty in their favor. Therefore, if a player on the offense is tackled and scrapes his knee, they lose ten yards, but if a defensive player gets knocked down and scrapes his knee, the offense gains ten yards. Take note however that the intention of the game is not to make people bleed. Just like normal football, the object is to get points. The rest of the normal tackle football rules apply.
Jonah: Woah dude; why's all the skin on your face gone?
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!
by Nottadoctor June 29, 2008
1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.
2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.
2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.
by Trogdor August 10, 2004
occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.
Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.
And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.
Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.
And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
by CherubPKU December 22, 2008
Possesed by ALL true ninjas, real ultimate power is the ability to flip out all the time and kill people for practically no reason at all.
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!
by combat_rock November 08, 2003
Noun: The US governing body for ultimate that charges amateur athletes to play organized frisbee. This money pays mostly for USAU staff to arbitrarily tell teams to change their names.
Banned Team Names Include:
Pits and Pendulums, Truck Stop Glory Hole, Heva Havas, Smoke Shack, Ambiguously Grey, Bohica, Whoreshack, Meth, Hot Box
Acceptable Team Names Include:
Hucking Fooligans, Yo, Mother Fucker, Go Horizontal, Cockfight, Mamabird, Potlatch, Key Party
Banned Team Names Include:
Pits and Pendulums, Truck Stop Glory Hole, Heva Havas, Smoke Shack, Ambiguously Grey, Bohica, Whoreshack, Meth, Hot Box
Acceptable Team Names Include:
Hucking Fooligans, Yo, Mother Fucker, Go Horizontal, Cockfight, Mamabird, Potlatch, Key Party
"The sport and players take pride in self-officiating, but the USA Ultimate (USAU) takes pride bossing its paying customers around."
- Steve
- Steve
by ultiplayer September 07, 2013
The last test is whether or not the Supreme Court has also been corrupted by what is now thought to be the ultimate inside job; it will dictate whether or not his tax returns get released.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 04, 2019
A workout and health supplement facility located in London, On. Formerly known as Work Out World and 24 Hour Healthplex.
"I work out at the Ultimate Workout Centre."
"The Ultimate Workout Centre is better than Gold's Gym."
"The Ultimate Workout Centre is better than Gold's Gym."
by tantrUm2 September 16, 2008