Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

by What's that guy's name? January 4, 2021

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Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.

Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.

by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019

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greasy cheeseburger

Unspecific but somewhat depraved sexual act that should help distract from a Saturday morning hangover. Like a real cheeseburger, it's better with some bacon.

Guy_Howdy said:
@lucyspet You are a pro, baby. You need a greasy cheeseburger like nobody's business.

JuarezAfterDark said:
@Guy_Howdy I'd love to give @lucyspet a greasy cheeseburger. #euphemism

by JuarezAfterDark October 11, 2010

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greasy dick

Clasic historic name for the Geoduck clam used 1920 - 1940 era.

Greasy Dick Clams are delicious

by Highflight54 September 12, 2016

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Greasy Garnet

Greasy Garnet is a Garnet with really Greasy hair

Greasy Garnet has Greasy Hair again

by SpagAnesess March 20, 2019

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A style of gaming (most frequently used on the PC platform) that is used to gain an dominating position in a video game that supports such situations by using any means necessary. Such means include, but are not limited to, racism, sexism, xenophobia, general toxicity or mild cheating. It is easily distinguished from "sweaty gaming" because greasy gaming often leaves the player in need of a shower and deodorant after a session. Another key distinguishing factor is that sweaty gaming is, more often than not, used by players who are aware of the fact that they are shit.

"Damn Steve, that was some Greasy Gaming on Rust, I need a shower"

by Cloaked Stranger September 23, 2021

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