When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.
by PiousVoice September 2, 2025
Get the Leather Goalsmug. Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.
by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012
Get the Snake Goalmug. when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling
random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
by batty boy thick June 12, 2023
Get the couple goalsmug. It is a life style. When put our Lord and Savior 1st Jesus God & then our selfish wants the out come with always be great.
GGGent Life
God-Goals-Greatness
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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.
God-Goals-Greatness
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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.
by Joseph Ashmore July 28, 2021
Get the God-Goals-Greatnessmug. by aznsmug January 30, 2022
Get the Couple goalsmug. by jesus x August 29, 2022
Get the Couple Goalsmug. BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
Get the roast goalsmug.