gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.

Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.

by Km$ney June 6, 2018

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Gary Pipe

A Yorkshire phrase used to describe an anus

Wow Terry I was out last night and I did that girl up the Gary pipe

by Kurbyking September 1, 2021

gary gusboy

A cuck; a snowflake; a wet blanket. Your friend's friend who "is an asshole until you get to know him."

He is everything you never want to be.

He said his favorite book is The No Cussing Club by McKay Hatch. They're both such Gary Gusboys.

by Killertofutti August 28, 2017

Gary Trapani

Gary Trapani (well known as Mr. Trapani) is a very tall man (around 6ft) who loves little boys and drinks hand sanitizer and pees his pants quite often. Quite popular with the little boys and is overall rlly cute and I have a body pillow of him.

Diego Acevedo: "Gary Trapani's hot!"
Elian: "monkes"

by Markys wife February 1, 2022

Gary Green

A slang term for marijuana. Often used at festivals, heard on shakedown street when trying to find the stuff without being found by the Fuzz.

Yo! Anybody seen Gary? Gary Green?

by Toust April 29, 2010

Gary Busey

A person who drinks/drugs often and as a byproduct speaks to in animate objects.

Hey, look at that cat over there talkin to the cereal. He is such a Gary Busey.

by Teepeetree November 15, 2017