Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 11, 2005

press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki January 13, 2007

Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009

anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).

I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!

by Das Kraut August 12, 2017

Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 9, 2011

surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

by DecidedSoul69 December 18, 2018