Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.

George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"

by bspigs November 2, 2013

Bullshit Pifer

The act of bullshitting more than should be allowed.

That dude right there, he's a real bullshit pifer!

by thewiseone069 February 24, 2010

Big bullshit

Used to describe a situation which is not in line with the expectations of the recipient and is overall unfavorable.

Typically a phrase exchanged by parties who happen to have grabbed the "short end of the stick" (see definition). Also see: "nonsense".

Person 1: Dude, Gamestop's stock dropped by like 40% yesterday.

Person 2: That's big bullshit.

Person 1: I know right

by RichardCheese7ps February 9, 2021

Bullshit Button

Button that says nothing but bullshit

I own a Bullshit Button

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Billy bullshit

Bully bullshit a rather quaint phrase which in short is bullshit - lies, fabrication, crap, shit stirring you name it - billy bullshit. It was what bullshit detectors where made for. It's a bit like fucking someone around cause you think you can. In reality a person just shit stirring. Causes a problem with a hint or rather a large dose of bullshit.

Example: I spy with my little nose a whiff of Billy Bullshit.

by Moscow Woman July 1, 2020

Educated Bullshit

The information you put in an essay the day before it's due that doesn't have any revelance to your topic whatsoever; its only purpose is take take up space.

Steve:Hey Jim, what did you get on you history essay?
Jim: I got an 80. What did you get?
Steve: I got a 100.
Jim: How?!?!?
Steve: I don't know because it was filled with educated bullshit about the Reagan Administration.

by Lostnflight October 3, 2012

The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.

Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!

by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021