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teacup mode

An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy style on that other chick Laura."

Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
by obs-r-us July 20, 2008
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You can't teach that!

A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.
"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"

"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"

"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
by milds June 29, 2009
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teaching sweater

A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.
Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.
by Dan Himself July 27, 2006
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Math Teacher

"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"
by Gay69er March 24, 2020
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dirty teacup

The act of forming a very cup-like depression with one's own ball-sack, then filling said scrotal-saucer with a cheap alcoholic fluid of your choosing. Execution involves recruiting the filthiest tramp-whore in your immediate proximity to retrieve the beverage without enlisting the help of her hands.
Dude, remember that tramp in the pink skirt... fuckin dirty teacupped her!
by D-Twizzy October 2, 2006
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tenafly cops

Another name for NAZI. They justify their exorbitant salaries by busting peace loving teenagers smoking herb because they have no real crime in that wealthy town. They should get jobs in NYC or Newark and see what a real cop's life is like. T
Tenafly Cops are assholes but the biggest asshole on the force is A. Card Dildo.
by Teenage Wasteland March 6, 2008
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sex teacher

A teacher that has sex with their students.
When class finished Mr.Fulton asked Jess to stay back. After all the students had left he locked the door and sat down on his desk. "I wanted to talk to you about your homework" He said, "it hasn't been up to standards lately." Jess walked over to him and kneeled down and said in a sexy voice "I'm really sorry Sir maybe I can make it up to you." She unzipped his pants and started to give him a blow job. He started moaning and then all of a sudden he ripped of her shirt and unclipped her lacy black bra. She slid off her tiny skirt and as he was massaging her tits she said there double d's and then he entered her. She started moaning with joy. "Faster, Faster,Deeper, I know you can go deeper please go harder. Ohhhhh, Mmmmmm, Fuck me please please don't stop." They continued this tradition for the rest of the school year.

Thats a Sex Teacher.
by sex_teacher July 5, 2014
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