screaming temporal doom

refers to a hunter/destroyer machine, programmed to target the earth-boy (Dib) in the past, to ensure he will not be a problem to us (Zim and Gir) in the present.

unfortunately, the machine is incompatible with the space-time object replacement device.

TeMPORAL DISPLACEMENT IN PROGRESS!!

by bad bad rubber piggy June 16, 2004

Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

Tempocidal

To want to kill time. Not in the murderous way, but in the "what are you doing?" "Eh, I'm just killing time," way.

"my god, why are you watching QVC?" "I'm just feeling tempocidal."

by Creatrixx May 4, 2004

Temporis

The feeling of wanting to be born in a different time or the feeling you were born in the wrong time

Sometimes, I just feel really temporis.

by CogentPhantasm April 16, 2017

tempological order

Classifying a playlist list of songs or performance music files by increasing speed or tempo. Putting a list of songs in order from slowest to fastest.

"We can't just play these songs in tempological order, we have to mix it up for the dancers!"

by KillerBsax April 18, 2018

Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.

One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020

temporal irrelevancy

A COVID pandemic isolation effect that warps time and space into an unrecognizable, unpredictable and often unwanted distortion of prior reality.

Hey, wanna go to the movies tonite?
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...

by YAWA March 17, 2021