Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.

dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point

by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012

Status Tard

A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'

A Status Tard shares their wisdom.

life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.

by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011

tard wing

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly

I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.

by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022

Bagin' Tard

Grocery store bagger who is also retarded

Man, we got to go back to the Safeway, The bagin' tard forgot to put the bread in the sack.

by Chris Barnes May 23, 2004

f-tard

An idiot, retard, someone of a stupid mind, with no commom sense.

UGHHH! You F-TARD!

by Applemartinidinosaurpurplerain August 9, 2008

Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

Urb-tard

People on urban dictionary who create pointless words that nobody will use only to promote their political views. (For example, this post.)

"Man, whoever added this definition was a real Urb-tard"

by Jenna Taleia January 31, 2017