tard talk 

conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.

When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.

tard talk by Friend of Big Sun July 10, 2007

tard stick 

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

tard stick by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

Tard Sauce 

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.

person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.

Tard Sauce by jojo_my_mojo February 21, 2009

Tard Seat 

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.

"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"

Tard Seat by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010

tard city 

somewhere with a large population of tards

its tard city around here

tard city by jenny banks February 5, 2008

Tard butt 

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.

John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.

Tard butt by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014

Tard Wrangler 

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.

Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?

Tard Wrangler by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020