To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
Get the flush the tubesmug. A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
Get the tube noosemug. —adjective
1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015
1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015
1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft
by Clockwork2k2 May 31, 2015
Get the Tube-taughtmug. When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
Get the docking tubemug. Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.
Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
by Rager Helix October 26, 2013
Get the Noob Tubemug. "Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
Get the Hamster in the tubesmug. by bkitten3 November 20, 2016
Get the swirl the tubemug.