truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.

They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2018

Truck-hole

The driver of a big motor vehicle (usually a large truck) that drives very selfishly or incompetently and suffers from a micropenis or a sandy vaginal cavity.

The next Truck-holes to cut me off is getting the bird.

by PandaKingJames December 25, 2016

Bobby Truck

Short abriviation of a A Lifted truck that can be used to describe both Diesels and Gas trucks, Its got to be off road-able 4x4 like them Big lifted trucks you see in the south.

"damn, Look at that Bobby Truck! " "Holy shit look at that Bobby Chevy!" "That Bobby Cummins is nice as fuck!" "Damn look at that Bobby Ford!"

by mexican joe dirt December 28, 2016

Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.

Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.

by Glastic January 15, 2017

dick truck

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.

It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.

by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017

forklift truck

truck with a fork-like mechanical device on the front for lifting and moving heavy objects.

E.g. Wow.... Why is that forklift truck so strong?

by LT SuperNovaTimes September 21, 2020

Truck Nigger

A truck driver who misguidedly believes that any defect with a big rig can be solved with greases or other lubricants and additives.

Admiring the view of his missing steer tire, Danny decided to treat the truck fuel with a useless additive cementing himself as a dumb truck nigger!

While bouncing around in the sleeper berth going down the highway, Nick cursed the red headed fuck for thinking grease would resurrect the blown cab shocks, "what a stupid fucking truck nigger"!!!

by Bigdummie April 29, 2023